Intelligence Unlimited

I have a low opinion about the way women are potrayed by the media. We've been reduced to silly simpering people who are constantly on the look out for salvation thru fairness creams, anti-ageing creams, soap sand enough cosmetics to poison a whale. This salvation comes in the form of some scrawny man who sends us all in a tizzy with that ohh so hot deodorant and hair gel.


On a related note the hottest women appear to have sub-level IQ's. I relish reading what they say just to confirm my musings about their intelligence. Unfortunately this has also lead me to laugh at the following instead of thinking about them as a silver lining.

The other day we had Bipasha Basu stating that she wanted the Jokers role in The Dark Knight. Someone please tell her that this is not a regular circus clown we are talking about.

What cracked me up today was that Jessica Alba is playing a mathematics genius in her next movie. now does one have to be intelligent to act the part or is it just enough to memorise complex equations. Would love to hear her explain double integrations(no pun intended). 

I think now we should seriously consider casting Katrina Kaif as a quantum physicist.

PS: I have nothing personal against these ladies. 


On the trail of Swere Caps and chinese olympics

Ok..so they are manhole covers!

Anyone living in Mumbai during the rains is pretty familiar with the sudden bursts of torrential rains. Makes me kinda think that God suddenly turned the tap on up there.

What amuses me is not what goes on up there , but what literally goes on below us.

Since it rains like crazy a few months every year I guess the BMC decided not to sacrifice space for storm drains and just build roads to the last possible inch. Now when it rains all that water has no where to go!! which of course leaves ordinary citizens getting all the goo on their clothes as they wade thru them. SO as a stop gap BMC opens up manholes to let all that water go down somewhere!!! Next Some unsuspecting wader falls into these open holes.

The drama hungry media where happy to blame the entire situation on the BMC who were already miffed with Uncle Sam warning it's citizens about open manholes in amchi Mumbai. A little bit of investigation reveals that most of the missing man hole covers have actually been stolen!!! and the BMC blames the Chinese Olympics!!!

Sure enough Uncle Sam is facing a similar situation back home, this time they are blaming China and india

If only the scrap market for my old-no longer fitting clothes was as lucrative.. sigh, Aah well we all need iron to complete our concrete jungles. Though i don't quite fancy my new house built with manhole covers in a new avtaar